Hey guys! I am SO LATE to posting... oh doi. Well, I hope you had a great Fourth of July! I went to the beach with my family and some of my mom's friends. Looking back, I have two minor issues with yesterday. 1: Every time I went into the ocean, it was an exercise machine just to sit! Only to find that you are a mile away and that you have to WALK BACK TO YOUR FREAKIN SPOT ON A SAME LOOKING SANDY BEACH!!!!!!! 2: After that little adventure, suddenly my mom's friend's daughter suddenly turned into an evil Australian-Irish accented perverted devil! She kept burying me and putting "big boobs" on me! (All little kids and guys should avoid this next part) And to make things worse, my sister told her about my crush, so she kept mentioning how much he would like me with the short dress and big boobs she put on me! I was a tomato the entire time, and NOT because of the sunburn. She also wrote his name on the fake bikini bottom she made. Needless to say, I am never going near sand ever again! You may be wanting to know, why didn't I escape? Well, the answer would be my mom. I was running away and would've gladly put that kid out of her misery (hehehehe....), but Mom told me not to get "rowdy". ROWDY?! THE KID WAS GIVING ME BIG BOOBS!!!!! Finally we weren't allowed to "play" in the sand anymore, and the night went on without another hitch. So I will probably regret telling you all this, but I NEEDED to vent about last night. Mothers, beware! You never know what your kids do behind your back! Comment below on what you think.
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Crazed Silver Fangirl
7/5/2016 10:45:01 am
OHMYGOSH! I'm SO SORRY! That must've been torture!
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Iluvmlp
7/5/2016 10:47:07 am
YOU POSTED!
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Wow.
7/7/2016 08:05:21 am
Just wow. That sounds horrible. Hey, big sisters all over the world unite!
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